Britney Spears has gone from a cute little Mouseketeer to America’s favorite whore. I don’t think her decline has shocked anyone but what might shock people is how fast she declined. I might be dating myself but I can remember like yesterday her bouncing around the stage in her school girl uniform singing about “Baby Baby”. Not to many years later she is screaming “Baby Baby” and trying to keep her backup dancer from taking her kids because she is all fucked up on booze and drugs. Oh how times change.

Britney Spears

I actually think it’s kinda of sad, when a young person reaches fame and fortune before they are really mature enough to handle it they need parents to keep them in check. When parents let them down you get little whores like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, but I guess if their parents didn’t fuck them up I wouldn’t have anything to write about.